Here's An idea for Americans Tired of All That Gotcha Journalism

Hey Americans! Gosh darn it, are you tired of all that vitriol and, you know, (wink) meanness being spat out by that mainstream gotcha media all day and night? Especially when it comes to (wink) Sarah Palin, that mavericky wonder woman from Alaska? 

Here's one idea:

Quit following her around.

Her crowds are angry these days, because they sense defeat in the air. And they are going to lose to a black man. These aren't the kinds of people used to such things, and according to one press account, a speech she gave in Clearwater yesterday was followed by shouts of obscenities and threats to the media covering the event. 

So, on the one hand, how delightful it would be for her to lose those dreaded cameras and reporters who hound her so. Just quit covering her. Watch the magic just. . . die.

On the other hand, it would be nice to know what she's saying. And have someone on hand to try and translate for the rest of us.